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Champion & Skin Sale: Mundo Pink Slips

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Dr Mundo

Madman of Zaun

12-21-2012

Summoners! Corporate Mundo back from relaxing corporate retreat and feel refreshed! Cleaver-throwing arm well-rested and ready to milk cash bags and smack around office equipment. Mundo proud equal opportunity smacker. Anyway, Mundo now have urgent dilemma – tax man think Mundo forgot to pay taxes. Mundo know this not possible because Mundo put big note on monitor before tossing it out window. YOU HELP MAKE MUNDO FISCAL YEAR END ON HIGH NOTE.

If Mundo need to save on corporate spending, easy solution is give employees pink slips. “But Mundo,” you say, “firing people right after holiday is mean.” MUNDO ALREADY MEAN! Mundo don't care. Pink slips incoming, peons.

  • Not happy with Mythic Cassiopeia's work performance. Also, Mundo confused if snake lady is attractive. Mundo like lady half but not sure about snake half. 487 RP
  • Gragas, Esq. represent Mundo when peons filed class action lawsuit, but lost case. Failure not option when Mundo money on the line! FIRED. 487 RP
  • Explorer Ezreal explore everything, including private Mundo bathroom. Bathroom private for his safety, not Mundo's. MUNDO LET YOUR IMAGINATION WORK THAT ONE OUT. 487 RP



  • Did you know that Jayce's hammer is also gun? Mundo impressed with Jayce smarts, but think hammer gun is like sofa bed – not good sofa, not good bed! 487 RP
  • Find Lux and tell her she fired! You think laser pointer during movie is annoying? Lux destroyed whole screen! YOU KNOW HOW MUCH MONEY MOVIE TICKETS ARE? Who laughing now, unemployed prankster? 395 RP
  • This pink slip rampage mean Mundo need big shield lady Leona to protect him from raging peons! You make fun of Mundo for asking for lady protection? Leona strong like lady bull. DON'T QUESTION MUNDO. 487 RP



What you waiting for?! Buy champions and skins with discount from January 1 to January 4 so Corporate Mundo can go back into jungle to throw more cleavers and steal dragon kills and not worry about budget. BUDGET IS FOR FINANCE PEONS.


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1337 t0x1c

Member

12-31-2012

descent skin sales !! happy new yearrrr


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stefanchejebe

Junior Member

12-31-2012

no free rp :S


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Lisisilisica

Junior Member

01-01-2013

Can you give us a another refund pls?


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Swishers

Junior Member

01-01-2013

I stil waiting for special one to come on sale XD


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Smagard

Senior Member

01-01-2013

Explorer Ezreal explore everything, including private Mundo bathroom. Bathroom private for his safety, not Mundo's. MUNDO LET YOUR IMAGINATION WORK THAT ONE OUT.

The best of the best skin sale texts!


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eyCoco

Senior Member

01-01-2013

Lovely, read entire text with Mundo voice..


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KafleCharck

Recruiter

01-01-2013

'Mundo sell what he pleases'


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Pande1ic

Junior Member

01-01-2013

pls Gangplank special forces on sale and a Ziggs skins!!!!!!
thanks!!!!


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LjimunSRB1

Junior Member

01-01-2013

Where free rp?Pls Lee Sin or Nocturne or Irelia or Ezreal on sale for 440 rp plssssssssssssss