LoL jokes

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Snove

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10-03-2012

Just wanna hear some LoL jokes. And not the meme ones (aka: nerf Irelia and others).
Something in the form of:
He's a ''skarnivore'', he feeds of your team.
You know, some new jokes. Not the ones people use every goddamn day.


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Vulturas

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10-03-2012

You can't milk... these!


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Aiven Primus

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10-03-2012

Shaco : ''For my next trick, i will make you disappear''
*presses [Pernament Ban]* huehuehuehue


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BreaKer

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10-03-2012

You know what happened when Blitzcrank went on a date with katarina?
...He knocked her up!

Did you see Annie dance last night?
She was on fire!

You know Zilean is having a bad day when he asks you for the time.

Katarinas dark secret is that she's prone to getting dizzy.

Trundle never ceases to be amazed about how everyone on the internet knows he's a troll.

Mordekaiser really hates airport security.

Shacos darkest secret is that he's afraid of children.

Sometimes Karthus picks up a sword and pretends that he's Arthas.

Amumus favorite emote is
/cry

Heimerdinger has a gadget for every occasion, but his friends think he went too far during the attack of a mariachi band of penguins dressed up as clowns.

Anyone else notice that Tryndameres undying rage...ends.

Once Evelynn almost choked to death,
but nobody could tell.

Also, Evelynn is constantly being bothered by an old man named Gargamel.

When Katarina got into the assassination business she made a killing.

For some reason Alistar suffers from headaches.

Soraka hates the saying "when you hear hoof beats, think horses".

Teemo is a big player in the underground drug market.

Ryze's big secret is a real shocker!

When Malphite and Rammus hang out they like to Rock n' Roll!

When Udyr masturbates,
is it considered beastiality?

Maplphite once took swimming lessons
...he doesn't like to talk about it

Sheep are suspicious of the newcomer: Urf the manatee

Warwick used to do a lot of huffing and puffing, and there were three talking pigs involved.
The moral of the story is: Dont do drugs!

When Katarina said that her sister is a real b!tch Nasus got excited!

Cassiopeia always knows how much she weighs thanks to all her scales.

Singed made a potion so strong it made him see double!
...Turns out it was just Shaco playing him a prank!

Taric's employer thinks he's a real gem!

Vladimir really loves Bloody Mary!
...She's his girlfriend!

There are 300 jokes about Pantheon!

Everyone stared when Lux asked if anyone's got a light?

Once Kog'maw had a cold, but no one could tell.

Tristana is disappointed that it's never a rocket in your pocket.

Sometimes, to mess with people Kayle and Morgana switch clothes.

Credits go to this guy: http://euw.leagueoflegends.com/board...ad.php?t=82096


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Snove

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10-03-2012

Quote:
Originally Posted by BrreaKerr View Post
You know what happened when Blitzcrank went on a date with katarina?
...He knocked her up!

Did you see Annie dance last night?
She was on fire!

You know Zilean is having a bad day when he asks you for the time.

Katarinas dark secret is that she's prone to getting dizzy.

Trundle never ceases to be amazed about how everyone on the internet knows he's a troll.

Mordekaiser really hates airport security.

Shacos darkest secret is that he's afraid of children.

Sometimes Karthus picks up a sword and pretends that he's Arthas.

Amumus favorite emote is
/cry

Heimerdinger has a gadget for every occasion, but his friends think he went too far during the attack of a mariachi band of penguins dressed up as clowns.

Anyone else notice that Tryndameres undying rage...ends.

Once Evelynn almost choked to death,
but nobody could tell.

Also, Evelynn is constantly being bothered by an old man named Gargamel.

When Katarina got into the assassination business she made a killing.

For some reason Alistar suffers from headaches.

Soraka hates the saying "when you hear hoof beats, think horses".

Teemo is a big player in the underground drug market.

Ryze's big secret is a real shocker!

When Malphite and Rammus hang out they like to Rock n' Roll!

When Udyr masturbates,
is it considered beastiality?

Maplphite once took swimming lessons
...he doesn't like to talk about it

Sheep are suspicious of the newcomer: Urf the manatee

Warwick used to do a lot of huffing and puffing, and there were three talking pigs involved.
The moral of the story is: Dont do drugs!

When Katarina said that her sister is a real b!tch Nasus got excited!

Cassiopeia always knows how much she weighs thanks to all her scales.

Singed made a potion so strong it made him see double!
...Turns out it was just Shaco playing him a prank!

Taric's employer thinks he's a real gem!

Vladimir really loves Bloody Mary!
...She's his girlfriend!

There are 300 jokes about Pantheon!

Everyone stared when Lux asked if anyone's got a light?

Once Kog'maw had a cold, but no one could tell.

Tristana is disappointed that it's never a rocket in your pocket.

Sometimes, to mess with people Kayle and Morgana switch clothes.

Credits go to this guy: http://euw.leagueoflegends.com/board...ad.php?t=82096
ok that was sooo funny, that guy deserves a meddal


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WhatsWrong

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10-03-2012

Brand got banned for flaming


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Elixirer

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10-03-2012

I hate Trundle for trolling, Tryn for raging and amumu for crying...


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nexuschronus

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10-03-2012

Ahri was running on all fours and bumped her head into Garen so she looked up at his croch and noticed everyone staring at her. She said :
"Dont humans do this?"
One word : Awkward


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Aiven Primus

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10-03-2012

Why so serious ?
and insta downvotes ? :[

Nobody doesnt like jokes about ''Shaco the Mighty Troll'' ?


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dyglsopghkprfhk

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12-03-2012

Kog'Maw and Karthus once fought to the death and after.